Red vs Blue quotes

Hey everyone... Here i am gonna put up some of my fave quotes from an internet machinima comic series called Red vs Blue... If you dont know about it here is Some facts...
It is a comedy made out of the video game halo.... They made it through multiplayer.... its hilarious!!!
Its about a war between 2 teams (the red one and the blue one!!!!)
Oh i couldnt be bothered typing anymore facts... just go watch it at http://www.roosterteeth.com/

Heres my fave quotes :D



Favorite Red vs Blue quotes :)
CABOOSE: oh look a sleeping person
SARGE: oh macaroon!!! he's not sleeping son, he's dead!!!
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TEX: meh! i dont remember your names half the time!
CABOOSE: i know my name, you can ask me if you forget!
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TUCKER: hey im a lover not a fighter!!!
CHURCH: yeah dude i feel the same way, thats why we get on so well... were both just a couple of lovers!!!!!!
TUCKER: hey dude, that sounded kinda gay!
CHURCH: yeah, it did
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CABOOSE: oh my GOD!!! andy your dead! how did this happen??? you were so young, you had so much to live for... so much exploding to do,,, oh god how can we live in a world without exploding???!!!
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SIMMONS: im very shy...
GRIF: oh really (sarcastically)
SIMMONS: yeah thats why i never go to the toilet in the base!!!
GRIF: what? we have been here for three years!!!
SIMMONS: yeah its gonna be a memorable homecoming!!!!!
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ANDY: caboose you were supposed to help
CABOOSE: i was helping watch
ANDY: what if something had happend
CABOOSE: im sure i would have seen it!
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CAPT BUTCH FLOWERS: if i wasn't your commanding officer, i would pick you up, give you a giant bear hug, and make you call me daddy
CHURCH: ummm thank god for the chain of command!!!
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DOC: pronounced nuclear!
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CABOOSE: massachusetts
TUCKER: caboose this is not a game
CABOOSE: well if it was, i would have totally won!
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CABOOSE: its OK i have a really bad memory... WOW look a beach
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CHURCH: i will stab you computer phone lady!
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CABOOSE: so... your a gay robot!
CHURCH: *sighs* yeah... im a gay robot
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CABOOSE: does it hurt?
TUCKER: no not at all
CABOOSE: ok (runs through the teleporter)
CHURCH: does it hurt
TUCKER: ooooh yeah!
CABOOSE: *comes out the other end of the teleporter* OWWWW! you lied to me!
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CABOOSE: my name is michael j caboose... and i hate babies!!!!
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SARGE: hurry up ladies, this aint no ice cream social
SIMMONS: ice cream social???
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DOC: i dont want you giving it a cold
CHURCH: im not gonna give it a cold... Im just gonna walk in there step on its neck and shoot it in the face
DOC: OK your definitely not going in there!
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CABOOSE: bow chika bum bum!
TUCKER: caboose what did i tell you about that!
CABOOSE: sorry... sorry!
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CABOOSE: is she a mean girl or a regular girl
CHURCH: caboose, what did i tell you about girls?
CABOOSE: that there are no regular girls
CHURCH: exactly!
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